Pollen Battlers Prints

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Cow Pollen

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Employee of the month...

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

Hay fever hotline.

"Here's Pollen!"

'I love the smell of spring!'

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

'Hell for Bees.'

"Not pollenaise again?"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"How were the first few sips?"

'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?'

Sniff

I've had allergies all my life. How about you, Randy? Never, little buddy. HOJ. A speck of pollen once tried to enter my left nostril but was swiftly humbled by my natural defenses. I come from a long line of Randies who were gifted with nose hairs that have the tensile strength of iron and the stopping-power of barbed wire. Word quickly spread from pollen to pollen, and now they never even dare. If Obamacare covers nose-hair transplants, would you be willing ... ?

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

"I can't go on, old man - it's my damned hay fever again..."

"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

Decoy hamper

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

Allergy Bully

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

Achoo! Wow, the pollen count really is high this year!

"Fresh pollen?"

"The supermarket had broccoli?? Dang, where are the supply chain disruptions when you need them?!"