Pollen Warrior Gifts

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

Allergy Bully

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Bumble Bee

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Flu vaccine.

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'First weeds of spring.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Emotional Support Pest

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Clean air.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

'These guys are going to take us kicking and screaming to hell with them!'

Tetanus Jab

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

Welcome to the Garden of Weedin'

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

"A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for ever."