Pollen Warrior Pillows

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

Achoo! Wow, the pollen count really is high this year!

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

Allergy Bully

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Bumble Bee

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"Come and get it!"

Flu vaccine.

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'First weeds of spring.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Emotional Support Pest

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Clean air.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"I was trying to grow roses, but I got hit by the 'bluebonnet' plague."

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

'These guys are going to take us kicking and screaming to hell with them!'

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"