Plant Proud Gifts

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Award Winning Gardener

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

A Venus cow trap.

Pea

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Poinsettia

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Pollination Process

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Blatant competition in nature.

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

Biotechnology in agriculture

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

"It's inoperable and perennial."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.