Prideful Grower Gifts

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Award Winning Gardener

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

We learn by doing

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

Arctic Hothouse

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Priest watering his wings.

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

I heart my bum.

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

Starting School

'Requisition a bigger chart.'

Vegetarian taxidermy

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

Man to man about man at desk being watered: 'A bit of nurturing and he should grow into the job nicely.'

"You remind me a lot of myself at your age."

'Since she jumped over the moon there's been no living with her.'

"Well, it's a plan."

"Mid-life crisis is so defining - couldn't we just call it 'Puberty - the sequel?"

Measuring a girl's height.

Peas and Q's in a garden.

'There's no doubt about it -- you're a woman on her way up.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.

"This is my 'trophy room', not 'trophIES room'."