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"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Award Winning Gardener

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

We learn by doing

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

Arctic Hothouse

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Priest watering his wings.

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Starting School

'Requisition a bigger chart.'

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

Vegetarian taxidermy

Man to man about man at desk being watered: 'A bit of nurturing and he should grow into the job nicely.'

"You remind me a lot of myself at your age."

"Mid-life crisis is so defining - couldn't we just call it 'Puberty - the sequel?"

"Well, it's a plan."

'Since she jumped over the moon there's been no living with her.'

Measuring a girl's height.

Peas and Q's in a garden.

'There's no doubt about it -- you're a woman on her way up.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.

Child Grows Tall

"This is my 'trophy room', not 'trophIES room'."