Proud Planter T-Shirts

"Okay, you grew the world's largest tomato. What do you want me to do about it?"

Award Winning Gardener

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

Thanks

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Pea

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

Poinsettia

Pollination Process

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Pollution.

Blatant competition in nature.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Biotechnology in agriculture

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."