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"Okay, you grew the world's largest tomato. What do you want me to do about it?"

Award Winning Gardener

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Mantis Love

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A Venus cow trap.

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"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Pea

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Poinsettia

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Pollination Process

Pollution.

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

Biotechnology in agriculture

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.