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"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Award Winning Gardener

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Watering the garden gnome

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Pyramid Garden

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Solar powered sundial

Devil watering tails.

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Business Widow's Revenge

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

Woman watering her plants in the rain.

"Well, it's a plan."

Easter egg tree.

"If we make it greener on this side of the river, the wildebeests will cross here..."

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"

Doubts Watering Knots

"When the leaves fall, they land in the cans. It sure saves a lot of raking!"

Man does long jump onto pile of leaves.

'Steve hates getting ticks.'

"Okay, you grew the world's largest tomato. What do you want me to do about it?"

Desert Island Rake