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"Well, it's a plan."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Lawnmower

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Domestic Cats.

'Dog got your clog?'

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."