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'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Lawnmower

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Environment Friendly House.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'Dog got your clog?'

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Domestic Cats.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue