Spirited Gardener T-Shirts

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Tree Passion

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

Snail trap

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Priest watering his wings.

"You make me feel 'hole'."

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Pyramid Garden

Watering a plant in the rain.

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Solar powered sundial

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

Devil watering tails.

Beehive

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Business Widow's Revenge

Easter egg tree.

"You fought the lawn, and the lawn won..."

Woman watering her plants in the rain.

"Well, it's a plan."

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Man Gardening Love

Ingenuity

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"