Spirited Gardener T-Shirts

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Tree Passion

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

Snail trap

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Priest watering his wings.

Pyramid Garden

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

Watering a plant in the rain.

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Beehive

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

Devil watering tails.

Solar powered sundial

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Business Widow's Revenge

Man Gardening Love

Ingenuity

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Easter egg tree.

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

Woman watering her plants in the rain.

"You fought the lawn, and the lawn won..."

"Well, it's a plan."

Doubts Watering Knots

"Worm, how do you stay so humble and calm?"