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Doubts Watering Knots

Brain Roses

Agricultural Psychology

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

The Farmer Sutra.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Snail trap

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Dept. de Philosophie

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

Priest watering his wings.

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Pyramid Garden

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

'I feel rootless.'

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

Solar powered sundial

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Devil watering tails.

'Lawn circles just don't have the same impact.'

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

saving water

Business Widow's Revenge

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � Riding mower GPS.

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Ingenuity

Easter egg tree.