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'I'm quite full of myself. I don't want you to tinker with that.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

Unguided imagery

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Don't even think about it."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

The Music Seed

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Growing Love

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."