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'I'm quite full of myself. I don't want you to tinker with that.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

Unguided imagery

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Don't even think about it."

The Music Seed

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Growing Love