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'My word! You really are a shrink aren't you?'

Where your mind & battle are los

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

Empty box of ideas

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Career opportunities

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"My best managerial trait is that I dig for answers until I get them between my teeth. My worst trait is that sometimes I bury them."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Uh-Oh..."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

Yoga.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"