Mind-and-body Guru T-Shirts

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

Where your mind & battle are los

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Energy saving mode

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Brave explorers of the world"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

You are what you eat!

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Dude. You seem tense."

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.