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"No way! It's definitely your turn to 'be one' with the dishes."

"You must learn to let go."

"Relax, they're just worry warts."

'Pilates. Yoga. Maybe a new strain of tai chi. Whatever! We've got to end it before the entire herd is infected.'

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"...He's in a meeting with himself."

Anti-stress Class

Burned out doctor has a 'break glass in case of burnout' kit in her office.

"That's Fred's Case History."

Traffic calming ahead. Prepare to be Mindful.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"I wish my identity weren't so wrapped up with who I am."

'I have excellence fatigue.'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

Bill can't decide whether to follow his head or his heart, with predictable consequences.

'I find it difficult to switch off.'

'Alex, you're getting more aloof by the day. You're binge meditating again, aren't you?'

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

"The question isn't what you did this summer. It's how you felt about what you did."

'You can't keep sweeping all your personnel problems under the carpet.'

'I'm going to start living entirely in the now. From tomorrow.'

"Here at Pharmacorp we are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'

'Sure, I can learn to accept things as they are. How are they?'

A warning for travellers in the fast lane: A beta block has shut off John's meta mind.

'I've been treating you for months -- Has your memory shown ANY improvement?', 'Who wants to know?'

Self-realization.

"Why don't you let me be the judge of what is or isn't normal."

"Is something bothering you, Goopta? - That was your third fidget this week."

SCHOOL OF YOGA, YOU MUST LEVITATE THIS HIGH TO ENTER

'I bet I can extinguish my ego before you extinguish YOUR ego!'

"I prefer to choose this as my starting point."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."