Mindfulness Guru Pillows

"No way! It's definitely your turn to 'be one' with the dishes."

"You must learn to let go."

"Relax, they're just worry warts."

'Pilates. Yoga. Maybe a new strain of tai chi. Whatever! We've got to end it before the entire herd is infected.'

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"...He's in a meeting with himself."

Anti-stress Class

Burned out doctor has a 'break glass in case of burnout' kit in her office.

"That's Fred's Case History."

Traffic calming ahead. Prepare to be Mindful.

"I wish my identity weren't so wrapped up with who I am."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'I have excellence fatigue.'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'I find it difficult to switch off.'

"The question isn't what you did this summer. It's how you felt about what you did."

'Alex, you're getting more aloof by the day. You're binge meditating again, aren't you?'

Bill can't decide whether to follow his head or his heart, with predictable consequences.

"Here at Pharmacorp we are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'I'm going to start living entirely in the now. From tomorrow.'

'You can't keep sweeping all your personnel problems under the carpet.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"You need to stop comparing yourself to other people."

"I prefer to choose this as my starting point."

"You meditated once."

"I can't stand her 'Yogier than thou' attitude."

"My best advice would be plenty of exercise and a healthy diet."

'I bet I can extinguish my ego before you extinguish YOUR ego!'

SCHOOL OF YOGA, YOU MUST LEVITATE THIS HIGH TO ENTER

"Why don't you let me be the judge of what is or isn't normal."

Self-realization.