Mirror Mindfulness Guru Pillows

Half full and half empty heads of hair

Where your mind & battle are los

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Work/Life Balance

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Fight or Flight

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

What else is there to wish for?

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

My God, I need to fart.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Meditation

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."