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'Remember...change comes from within.'

'One day, son, all this will be yours.'

Road signs: Life is a Journey (stay left) and Life is a Destination (exit ahead).

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

"Thanks to yoga, mom no long jumps to conclusions. She gently stretches."

There are two tunnels; one has the entry sign 'gratification' and the other has the sign 'Delayed gratification.'

"It's a self-portrait."

'And for our next yoga exercise we'll do Vrikshasana, the tree pose.'

Man reading a yoga book while standing on his head.

"Try to relax."

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Mental health

'We've been on the road to sexual enlightenment for over four hours...let's pull over for a coffee...'

"What're you in for?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Turn, turn and turn.

'The meaning of life? Gee, that's kind of a toughie...'

Your stress is stress-related.

DEPRESSION: Man peering out of manhole.

Highway Haiku

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Thanks, doctor, … I feel normalized."

"That's not enlightenment - That's just your ears popping."

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

"The idea is to have a dream before you get here."

"You call it motivational self-talk. I call it muttering under your breath."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"I've tried thinking of everything, I've tried thinking of nothing. The result is the same."

Guilt/Shame/Doubt

Deposit phones here

"Contentment comes from understanding you can't sweat the little things in life. And that life is a little thing."

"I would kill for your metabolism."

My God, I need to fart.