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'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

Self help acupuncture

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"My best managerial trait is that I dig for answers until I get them between my teeth. My worst trait is that sometimes I bury them."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Whack-a-mole CEO.

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

National Academy of Sport

Keep Fit.

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Congratulations on the new you!

"Leadership ISN'T just about trying to be BETTER than everyone else!"