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Heart Research Centre on top of a hill.

The American Experiment

'C'mon, Phil, it's not like we're trying to hit a baseball.'

Animal experiments.

"You know... leap of faith..."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Any questions?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Robots In The Boardroom

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

The Modern Novel.

Geek fairies

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Sybil Obama

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

DNA Analysis.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Government and Opposition

Windows or Mac?

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"