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Heart Research Centre on top of a hill.

The American Experiment

'C'mon, Phil, it's not like we're trying to hit a baseball.'

Animal experiments.

"You know... leap of faith..."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Any questions?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Geek fairies

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

DNA Analysis.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Crocodile Selfie

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Government and Opposition

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."