Divine Gardener T-Shirts

In his youth, Jesus worked as a scarecrow, although he wasn't very good at it.

An angel waters a vine

Gardening Angel: MANNA.

"I could use some holy water in my garden, Father, It will be a miracle if anything blooms."

Labor Day Flowers

Tree Passion

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

The Deer of Spring.

Growing Love

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

Priest watering his wings.

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

Watering a plant in the rain.

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

"This is Raj, your guide to your desk."

Herb garden

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

Snow White.

A Vegetable Plot...

Skyscrapers.