Angelic Gardener T-Shirts

Priest watering his wings.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Tree Passion

"The wings are addictive."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

"You make me feel 'hole'."

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

Hipster Yard

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

Watering a plant in the rain.

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

Snow White.

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'

Welcome to our own tiny slice of International Spacestation!

Gardening By The Moon

"I could use some holy water in my garden, Father, It will be a miracle if anything blooms."

Man Gardening Love

'Guess who was just named Marketing Director for THE ENTIRE DARK SIDE OF THE PLANET?!'

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

Boss, I'm one of the finalists for Mars One! I'll be going to Mars on a one-way trip. Excellent. On Mars, you'll have only the air and food you bring with you. That won't last long. To survive long-term you'll have to plant vast gardens to feed you and replenish your oxygen. You'll be toiling and slaving for no money at all. I should never tell you anything. I'll stop paying you, to help you get used to that.

An angel waters a vine

Gardening Angel: MANNA.

Holy Water

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'I'm thinking of planting flowers and putting a picket fence from my door out to the highway ... how would that be?'

'The other reason your soul feels so clean is become someone put too much laundry detergent in the washing machine, again...'

'Did we do something to upset the neighbors?'

In his youth, Jesus worked as a scarecrow, although he wasn't very good at it.