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Gardening Angel: MANNA.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Allotment

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'In Love'

Planting by the Moon.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Gardening new year's plans

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

The Farmer Sutra.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Latinos in the USA

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Priest watering his wings.

Bag for Life Collection Point.

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Death of the pope.

Vegetarian Heaven

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

'I feel rootless.'

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Corporate Entertainment Area

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

Fish Farmer