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Priest watering his wings.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'In Love'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Gardening new year's plans

Watering the garden in the rain.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"What are you growing?"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

The Farmer Sutra.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

Latinos in the USA

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

'Disappointed? You ask if I'm disappointed? Well, Arthur, after 38 years of patiently peeling away one onion layer after another, I'll admit I HAD hoped there was something more that a tough, green sprout-thingie at your core!'

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

'I feel rootless.'

Hair Raising

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

Gardening Angel: MANNA.

'Yep, speak truth to power - that's my motto.'

"Wilcox is showing signs of compassion fatigue."

"Why can't I play with her now?!"

When good bacteria meet bad bacteria.

Farmer with a big brain.

"Do you realize your lips move when you meditate?"