Patience Cultivator T-Shirts

'Disappointed? You ask if I'm disappointed? Well, Arthur, after 38 years of patiently peeling away one onion layer after another, I'll admit I HAD hoped there was something more that a tough, green sprout-thingie at your core!'

"Why can't I play with her now?!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'In Love'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

All we have in life is this moment...

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

Watering the garden in the rain.

The Farmer Sutra.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

Weathervanes.

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

Latinos in the USA

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Priest watering his wings.

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"I feel cool and calm, but not collected."

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

'I feel rootless.'

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

Locovores

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"

Gardening Angel: MANNA.

OM SWEET OM