Patience Cultivators T-Shirts

'What Burl just said was to sit down 'cause he's not ready to take you to the store yet, Ma!!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'In Love'

All we have in life is this moment...

Fishing.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Watering the garden in the rain.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Snail crossing

The Farmer Sutra.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'Disappointed? You ask if I'm disappointed? Well, Arthur, after 38 years of patiently peeling away one onion layer after another, I'll admit I HAD hoped there was something more that a tough, green sprout-thingie at your core!'

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

Priest watering his wings.

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'I feel rootless.'

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

"We were definitely here before them."

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"

'Yep, speak truth to power - that's my motto.'