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Gardening Angel.

Planting by the Moon.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Blue sky thinking

'In Love'

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

The Farmer Sutra.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Latinos in the USA

Weathervanes.

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

Learning.

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

'I feel rootless.'

"I feel cool and calm, but not collected."

Fish Farmer

'I'm good at making people feel comfortable, Ozzie.'

Locovores

Gardening By The Moon

'Apparently it's making a comeback.'

"Dave? I have big news. I hope you're in the lotus position."

Gardening Angel: MANNA.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

OM SWEET OM

When good bacteria meet bad bacteria.

Farmer with a big brain.