Celestial Gardener T-Shirts

Gardening By The Moon

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Planting by the Moon.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

F. Chopin

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

Priest watering his wings.

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Herb garden

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

Snow White.

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

Cellist on Mars

Gardening Angel.

Welcome to our own tiny slice of International Spacestation!

Planting by the moon.

"I could use some holy water in my garden, Father, It will be a miracle if anything blooms."

Chickens watching a lady sew seeds.

Farmer fighting off snail

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'Guess who was just named Marketing Director for THE ENTIRE DARK SIDE OF THE PLANET?!'

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

"The old pearly gates looked nice, but they were hell to maintain."

An angel waters a vine

Holy Water