Angelic Cultivator Gifts

Gardening Angel: MANNA.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Allotment

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'In Love'

Planting by the Moon.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Gardening new year's plans

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

The Farmer Sutra.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Latinos in the USA

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Priest watering his wings.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Bag for Life Collection Point.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'I feel rootless.'

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Vegetarian Heaven

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

Corporate Entertainment Area

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

Death of the pope.