Divine Gardener Gifts

In his youth, Jesus worked as a scarecrow, although he wasn't very good at it.

An angel waters a vine

Holy Water

Gardening Angel: MANNA.

"I could use some holy water in my garden, Father, It will be a miracle if anything blooms."

Labor Day Flowers

Tree Passion

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

Growing Love

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

The Deer of Spring.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

"You make me feel 'hole'."

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Priest watering his wings.

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

Watering a plant in the rain.

"This is Raj, your guide to your desk."

Herb garden

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

A Vegetable Plot...

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."