Devil's Gardener Gifts

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

The Phantom Of The Garden

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Growing Love

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Priest watering his wings.

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

Watering a plant in the rain.

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Snow White.

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

A Vegetable Plot...

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

Skyscrapers.

There once was a person who planted a seed

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

"I could use some holy water in my garden, Father, It will be a miracle if anything blooms."

Gardening By The Moon

Clown watering houseplant.

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

'That's my idea patch.'

'A few over here, please.'