Devil's Gardener Gifts

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

The Phantom Of The Garden

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Growing Love

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Priest watering his wings.

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

Watering a plant in the rain.

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Snow White.

A Vegetable Plot...

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

Skyscrapers.

There once was a person who planted a seed

Gardening By The Moon

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

"I could use some holy water in my garden, Father, It will be a miracle if anything blooms."

Clown watering houseplant.

Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

'That's my idea patch.'

'A few over here, please.'

Cat watering catnip.