Mischievous Gardener Gifts

"This is your third cousin Hermina. She was a bad gardener, but she always had the best tomatoes!"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The Phantom Of The Garden

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Where are you going?'

Planting Bird Seed.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Hydroponic Gardening

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Clown watering his flowers.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Football fan

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.