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Beware of Snake

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Okay, dig that one up!

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Planting Bird Seed.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Priest watering his wings.

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

Clown watering his flowers.

Pyramid Garden

Hipster Yard

Football fan

Watering a plant in the rain.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Redneck Flowerpot