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The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

Fly Football

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Pumpkin patch

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"This never happened."

I think you're ace

Cats and gardens.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'