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"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

Fly Football

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

I think you're ace

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

GM Crops Genie.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

urban agriculture

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Tin Man Visits New York

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

The Gilmore Girls

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

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