Garden Adventurers T-Shirts

Where did you get a fig leaf TATTOO?

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Pumpkin patch

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"This never happened."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

I think you're ace

Cats and gardens.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"The pH level seems a little off."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"