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Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Pumpkin patch

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"This never happened."

I think you're ace

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cats and gardens.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"