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'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'That's why when it comes to botanical expeditions - I never lead!'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

'It's the only way we can get the kids into the garden.'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Just what do you think you're up to?"

'Bet you can't eat just one!'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Pumpkin patch

A prince in a garden

"Remember, the garden is really muddy, so mind your clothes!"

"My proboscis is not long enough to reach the nectar in this flower, so I'm using a straw..."

"Dad, I'm taking a gap year. I'm going to visit the bottom of the garden."

"What's up? Never heard of e-snail before?"

'Are they fresh?'

Snail Logic

'So this is where he hid my birthday present!'

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

'I've been all the way round it and I can't find the entrance.'

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

Suddenly Spring

Adan and Eve.

Secret Garden

'Ugh! You and your wandering eye!'

Gnome surprise

Round the garden in eighty days

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!