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Eve gives Adam an apple pie

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Pumpkin patch

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we there yet?'

Koala

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."