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Eve gives Adam an apple pie

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Pumpkin patch

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Are we there yet?'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Koala

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"