Garden Of Eden Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I'll tell you why it's called paradise. No mother-in-law!'

"Hi, I'm Eve. God got fed up with your hugging his trees, so he sent me as a placebo!"

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

'Has it been washed?'

'Now hold it right there, Eve. I wear the plants in this family.'

'Edna, these folks say they got driven out of Paradise and they ask if they can stay in the barn for a while...'

Nature versus commerce.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Pumpkin patch

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Environment Friendly House.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Ecology

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth