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'What do you mean it's not as good as your mother used to make?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

Eve puts her fig leaves on a washing line.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

'Isn't that cute?'

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

'I can't spend the afternoon with you guys, my wide wants me to help her in the garden: It's full of sea-weeds...'

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'It's one of your five a day.'

'We're protesting against knowledge.'

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

Adam on the dating scene.

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

Ante-Natal Clinic

Garden Centre - Weapons of Moss Destruction.

Zen Kitty

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

"Should I fix it or should I call it a water feature?"