Garden Of Eden Fan T-Shirts

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Adam on the dating scene.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'And then, if you really wanna drive him nuts, tell him there's another man!'

'We're protesting against knowledge.'

Eve puts her fig leaves on a washing line.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'The circle is complete!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

The Da Vinci Cod

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Homo Zapiens

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Steam of consciousness.

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Evolution

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Supermarket Newscaster

'The stand-up geneticist'

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'