Garden Of Eden Fan T-Shirts

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Adam on the dating scene.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'And then, if you really wanna drive him nuts, tell him there's another man!'

'We're protesting against knowledge.'

Eve puts her fig leaves on a washing line.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'The circle is complete!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

The Da Vinci Cod

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

Steam of consciousness.

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Supermarket Newscaster

Evolution

The Beginning of Nostalgia

'The stand-up geneticist'

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

'It's your mother. You're being recalled for the correction of a minor defect.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'