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'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You left this on our ship."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

I fart more than that!

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

Moon Cave

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

God's studio assistants

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"Earth, you'll need our standard Roswell cover"

Serious business

"How's it going with the human cloning?"