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'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You left this on our ship."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

I fart more than that!

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Christmas on Other Planets.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

Moon Cave

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"

God's studio assistants

Serious business

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"