Alien Fan Gifts

'We'd love to help out. Any issue with us being illegal aliens?'

Child From Another Planet.

'Since my corrective laser surgery, I have 20/20/20/20 vision.'

"The ship's under a tack!"

"Didn't expect us to be drunk and stupid, did you?"

"Whataya say we stop off for a baked Alaska and a Manhattan?"

'It's a 'Universal' remote. Watch me change the channel on some guy in New Jersey.'

U.F.O. cashpoint

Supermarket Newscaster

"Don't believe that. The Earth landings were faked."

"He's one of my favourites. You feed him milk and cookies and he gives you a present."

"Who are you going to listen to: me or that stupid device?!"

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."

"Someone slipped a stool softener in my drink!"

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

'Norm! There is something on TV I want you to see.'

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Ufo?' 'No, pepperoni pizza.'

An alien bachelor party,

'Im running my campaign as the ultimate outsider.'

Space Bowl

"We come in pieces."

'I'm lucky that kid called!'

I can't stand it --- They're just so cute at that stage!

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"