Alien Fan Prints

'We'd love to help out. Any issue with us being illegal aliens?'

Child From Another Planet.

'Since my corrective laser surgery, I have 20/20/20/20 vision.'

"The ship's under a tack!"

"Didn't expect us to be drunk and stupid, did you?"

'It's a 'Universal' remote. Watch me change the channel on some guy in New Jersey.'

U.F.O. cashpoint

Supermarket Newscaster

"Don't believe that. The Earth landings were faked."

"He's one of my favourites. You feed him milk and cookies and he gives you a present."

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."

"Someone slipped a stool softener in my drink!"

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

'Norm! There is something on TV I want you to see.'

'Ufo?' 'No, pepperoni pizza.'

An alien bachelor party,

'Im running my campaign as the ultimate outsider.'

Space Bowl

"We come in pieces."

'I'm lucky that kid called!'

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"