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"His HMO says he's Pre Approved... start probing boys."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"

The Origami Club watched in silence, the town would mock them no longer...

The reason why the cows left their home planet.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'Uh-Oh!'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Great! Just what we need to mess up a perfect afternoon in the country!'

''Peace and brotherhood'? You bet, pal -- Just put this nice hat on.'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

Interplanetary Transaction

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

How am I abducting?

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Save Our Universe

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

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'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

dog vs UFO...