Alien Encounter Fan Pillows

"His HMO says he's Pre Approved... start probing boys."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"

The Origami Club watched in silence, the town would mock them no longer...

The reason why the cows left their home planet.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Great! Just what we need to mess up a perfect afternoon in the country!'

''Peace and brotherhood'? You bet, pal -- Just put this nice hat on.'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

Interplanetary Transaction

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Save Our Universe

dog vs UFO...

How am I abducting?

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Take us to your inclusive leader."