Alien Encounter Enthusiast Pillows

'I'll take you to my leader... right after I take you to my insurance agent.'

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

UFO with flying saucer

"We brought hoola-hoops!"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

Golfer watches alien space ship.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

Bait & Tackle

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."