Alien Encounter Enthusiast Pillows

'I'll take you to my leader... right after I take you to my insurance agent.'

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

UFO with flying saucer

"We brought hoola-hoops!"

Life on other planets, yes. Nightlife on other planets, no.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

Golfer watches alien space ship.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

Bait & Tackle

"I will make the future better."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

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