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'Dude, get the boat out, I just got the rest of the afternoon off!'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

Supermarket Newscaster

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Take me to: Your leader.

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

"Didn't expect us to be drunk and stupid, did you?"

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

Daylight Savings Time Issues On Other Planets

"Someone slipped a stool softener in my drink!"

Knight relieving himself.

'Norm! There is something on TV I want you to see.'

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"Take us to your recycling centre."

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

Child From Another Planet.

"Take us to literally anyone but your leader."